How dare you post lies about me! I don’t even know your country. 

Tell your followers that I’m Kanye West, the best in hip-hop history. I care only about being the greatest.  I’m richer than your country, my net worth stands at one hundred million dollars. 

I am so incredible and so influential and so relevant that I can change anything in this world. I can transform your poor country into Africa’s Kuwait. 

I don’t care if I’m f**king with you, and the world, the entire time. Cause it’s like, Yo! Nobody can tell me what to say and what not to say. Man, I’m the number one living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison; I am Jimi Hendrix. I can be the next Mandela if I want. I liberate minds with my music. That’s more important than liberating a few people from apartheid or whatever.

 

Speaking about my fiancée, Kim Kardashian: I saw some of the idiotic comments like she is a porn star. Y’all acting like Kim ain’t the most beautiful woman of all time. I’m talking about, arguably, of human existence, the top 10 of human existence. I don't give a f**k what you poor and backward guys think. 

This is Kanye West, and next time be careful with what to post about me. I don’t want you guys to spend the rest of your lives in jail. 

Kanye West

The king of hip-hop

Fiance to the world’s most beautiful woman 

Oh, we’re sorry, it’s not yet April Fool!